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Misha
Отправлено: 17.03.2004, 15:20
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Цитата("/. @ BBC Links Linux To MyDoom")
I have linked MyDoom to SCO and Microsoft as well.

I have also linked Saddam Hussein to Iraq and the BBC to Great Britain.

I am very good at linking.

ветка BBC Links Linux To MyDoom, post
Цитата("/. @ Kernel Comparison: Web Serving On 2.4 And 2.6")
See, all that Unix code that IBM stole from SCO and inserted into the Linux kernel was worth it!

ветка Kernel Comparison: Web Serving On 2.4 And 2.6, post
Цитата("/. @ MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available")
...
So, let me get this straight, Windows will become more secure if Microsoft stops issuing patches? :-)
...
ветка MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available, post
Цитата("/. @ MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available")
in the beginning there was Windows ... and it was secure ....

then we downloaded damn patch sad.gif
/ss

ветка MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available, post
Цитата("/. @ Linux Kernel 2.6.4 Released")
For comparison, in 10 years Microsoft went from Windows 3.0 to Windows 2000! Clear proof that Microsoft's development process is far superior.

ветка Linux Kernel 2.6.4 Released, post
Цитата("/. @ Debian Installer Beta 3 Usability Review")
    The new debian installer is good way to set up your favorite distribution.

The Debian Installer can install Slackware then?

© me.

ветка Debian Installer Beta 3 Usability Review, post
Цитата("/. @ Debian Installer Beta 3 Usability Review")
    point of view: Bob 'average' User

What happened to Joe User? Did he finally wise up about using GUIs and get fired or something? I never really liked Joe User, anyway (I mean, what an idiot!), I'm just curious.

ветка Debian Installer Beta 3 Usability Review, post
 
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Отправлено: 17.03.2004, 15:27
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5 баллов. smile.gif

Misha, это вы сами собрали такую коллекцию? smile.gif
 
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Отправлено: 17.03.2004, 15:46
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Цитата(Nina @ Mar 17 2004, 04:32 PM)
Misha, это вы сами собрали такую коллекцию? smile.gif
Да. cool.gif Но, кстати, это очень несложно smile.gif (и я верю, что ветка будет пополняться), на /. много шуток.
Цитата("/. @ Feds Reject Eolas Browser Plug-In Patent")
From the USPTO help section [uspto.gov]:

If you want to download the full pages of a patent from the USPTO, "you must install and use a browser plug-in..."

ветка Feds Reject Eolas Browser Plug-In Patent, post
Цитата("/. @ Microsoft Receives XML Patent")
a Microsoft spokesman was quick to deny that they'd be so bold as to patent XML itself

    I feel much better now.

ветка Microsoft Receives XML Patent, post
Цитата("/. @ The State of Electronic Voting in Georgia")
When there's a choice between conspiracy or no conspiracy, always go with conspiracy. If it's true, you'll be right and prepared to overthrow the government. If you're wrong, oh well, no big deal, at least there wasn't a conspiracy.

ветка The State of Electronic Voting in Georgia, post
Цитата("/. @ MyDoom Windows Worm DDoSing SCO")
Better yet, go here [sco.com] and keep clicking refresh - maybe you'll be the first to see the DDoS taking place!

ветка MyDoom Windows Worm DDoSing SCO, post
Цитата("/. @ Microsoft Source Follow-Up")
Has anyone actually built this code?

Gandalf: No! Don't ever use it!

Frodo: How do we know it's source to the One OS of the Dark Lord?

Gandalf tosses a CD-R into the burner, and burns Windows.Source.Code.w2k.nt4.wxp.tar onto it. When the CD is done, there are glowing fiery letters on it.

Frodo : I can't read the fiery letters.

Gandalf : There are few who can. The language is that of Redmond, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue, it says "One OS To Rule Them All, One OS To Find Them, One OS To Bring Them All And With The NDA Bind Them"

Frodo: Take the source code Gandalf!

Gandalf : Noo! Do not tempt me with it! I dare not take it! Not even to keep it safe! You must understand Frodo, that I would be tempted to use this source code, for good. To disclose hidden API's, help the WINE project. But through me, all of open source would be tainted, and the LawyerWraiths of The Dark Lord will sure destroy us.

Frodo : But it cannot stay here!

Gandalf : No, no it can't.

Frodo : What must I do?

Gandalf : It must be sent to the fires of /dev/null, where it will be undone, and we will be kept safe from the Lawyers of Evil.

So remember folks, don't download it, or look at it, or attempt to build it! It is evil, and answers only to the hand of The Dark One.


"Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds

ветка Microsoft Source Follow-Up, post
 
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Отправлено: 17.03.2004, 16:21
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Цитата(Misha @ Mar 17 2004, 03:46 PM)
Цитата(Nina @ Mar 17 2004, 04:32 PM)
Misha, это вы сами собрали такую коллекцию? smile.gif
Да. cool.gif Но, кстати, это очень несложно smile.gif (и я верю, что ветка будет пополняться), на /. много шуток.

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Отправлено: 17.03.2004, 21:31
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Мне понравилось! laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif


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Отправлено: 17.03.2004, 23:50
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да да)) что т оесть)) biggrin.gif


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Отправлено: 18.03.2004, 10:09
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Кто не читал про ядерный юмор --- прошу сюда: http://kerneltrap.org/node/view/542 . оттуда кста, есть есть ссылки на обсуждение на /.

вот мой любимый кусок оттуда (cut&paste linux-2.6.4/drivers/net/sunhme.c:514)

Код
static void happy_meal_tcvr_write(struct happy_meal *hp,
                                 unsigned long tregs, int reg,
                                 unsigned short value)
{
       int tries = TCVR_WRITE_TRIES;

       ASD(("happy_meal_tcvr_write: reg=0x%02x value=%04x\n", reg, value));

       /* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
       if (!(hp->happy_flags & HFLAG_FENABLE))
               return happy_meal_bb_write(hp, tregs, reg, value);

       /* Would you like fries with that? */
       hme_write32(hp, tregs + TCVR_FRAME,
                   (FRAME_WRITE | (hp->paddr << 23) |
                    ((reg & 0xff) << 18) | (value & 0xffff)));
       while (!(hme_read32(hp, tregs + TCVR_FRAME) & 0x10000) && --tries)
               udelay(20);

       /* Anything else? */
       if (!tries)
               printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Aieee, transceiver MIF write bolixed\n");

       /* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */
}


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Отправлено: 19.03.2004, 12:58
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Цитата("/. @ Review: KDE 3.2")
The article basically starts off with the _really_ important stuff:

"You can setup your desktop background as a slide show so that the background picture changes at predetermined intervals."

Yes! This was the one missing feature I was waiting for! Finally, I can switch to KDE!

Urgs...

ветка Review: KDE 3.2, post
Цитата("/. @ In Google We Trust")
Here is the cached page if we ./ google:

http://66.102.11.104/search?q=cache:zhool8...&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Wait ...

ветка In Google We Trust, post
Цитата("/. @ DVD-RW Incompatibilities?")
The best thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from! smile.gif

ветка DVD-RW Incompatibilities?, post
Цитата("/. @ Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User")
I think SCO is trying to create a circular dependency with their lawsuits. SCO vs IBM cannot go ahead until SCO vs. Novell is resolved. RedHat vs. SCO is waiting on the outcome of SCO vs IBM. They need to sue someone who uses RedHat, so that case is blocked by the RedHat case, yet also blocks the Novell case. AT&T comes to mind. Suppose AT&T uses RedHat. They could sue AT&T over that. Such a case would then be dependent on the outcome of the RedHat case. Since AT&T originated the code in System V, SCO vs. Novell would likely depend on the outcome of the AT&T case.

So to recap:
- SCO vs. AT&T cannot continue until SCO proves its not baselessly slandering RedHat's product.

- SCO vs. RedHat cannot continue until SCO shows that IBM illegally copied code.

- SCO vs. IBM cannot continue until SCO shows that that they and not Novell in fact own the code.

- SCO vs. Novell cannot continue until SCO proves that AT&T is not allowed to violate what would be their own copyright if Linux in fact does contain System V code.

Thus it will deadlock forever, SCO will make a bunch of wild claims, and the stock price will skyrocket.

Of course, they won't gross dollar one.

ветка Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User, post
 
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Отправлено: 19.03.2004, 14:26
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Взято с сайта os2.in.ru
===============================================================================
Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.

<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
<novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.
<novell> whoops. was that out loud?
<atnt> rotfl
<ibm> lol
<SCO> why r u laffin at me?
<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
<SCO> wtf?
<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
<novell> lol
<atnt> lol
<ibm> lol
<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux f?r IBM.
<SCO> can we do linux with you?
<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
<ibm> *cough*
<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
<turbolinux> can we play?
<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
<ibm> sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
<SCO> i'm going back to unix.
<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
<SCO> haha. no. lamer.
<novell> lol
<ibm> snap!
<SGI> :~(
<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
<ibm> wtf?
<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
<red_hat> lol
<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
<ibm> lol
<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
<ibm> go ahead. baby.
<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
<novell> whoops. our bad.
<SCO> i own u. haha
<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
<ibm> whatever. lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)


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Что-то я не понял........ Не по мозгам, наверное..........
 
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Цитата("/. @ SCO Aims For The Feds")
Once upon a time a U. S. Army base was trying to get some customer support from a software company. The software company said "You'll have to wait - we have other customers, you know." The guy from the Army said, "Yes, but we're your only customer with tactical nuclear weapons."

ветка SCO Aims For The Feds, post
Цитата("/. @ .mail Domain To Eliminate Spam?")
maybe they should create .spam TLD
that way email users are guaranteed that all spam will be filtered!

ветка .mail Domain To Eliminate Spam?, post
Цитата("/. @ Java Evangelist Leaves Sun After MS Settlement")
Explain
Can someone explain(without using M$) what exactly happened between SUN and MS?
And what the possible effects it may have?

Re:Explain
Sun became $un.

ветка Java Evangelist Leaves Sun After MS Settlement, post
Цитата("/. @ Nasty New Virus Variants")
      How about...

    a. Turn off preview pane
    b. Use OWA
    c. Stop using Outlook/Outlook Express


d. Read your mail on someone else's computer

ветка Nasty New Virus Variants, post
Цитата("/. @ Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free")
Из аннотации: He further predicts -- ugh! -- that software will not be written but visually designed.

Console Log, starting at 11:23, 30-04-2004
Maps: DM-Slahsdot_ext, DM-AOL_HQ, DM-Whitehouse ( cycling )
Mods: ( none )
Game type: Team Deathmatch

Loading graphics... Done.
Loading config files... Done.
Loading map ( Dm-Slashdot_ext ) ... Done.

Loading players:

NOTICE: Player "SlashDread" entered the level for team RED
NOTICE: Player "Spektr" entered the level for team RED
NOTICE: Player "Dark_Lord_Seth" entered the level for team RED

Loading bots:

NOTICE: Player "TYPE_MISMATCH_233" entered the level for team BLUE
NOTICE: Player "BUFFER_OVERFLOW_12" entered the level for team BLUE
NOTICE: Player "BUFFER_OVERFLOW_13" entered the level for team BLUE
NOTICE: Player "TYPE_MISMATCH_234" entered the level for team BLUE
NOTICE: Player "ARRAY_OUT_OF_BOUNS_298" entered the level for team BLUE
NOTICE: Player "UNDECLARED_POINTER_34" entered the level for team BLUE
NOTICE: Player "UNDEFINED_MACRO_65" entered the level for team BLUE
NOTICE: Player "ENDLESS_LOOP_43" entered the level for team BLUE

INFO: Game starts!

Say :: Global ( Spektr ) "TEAMS!!!"
Say :: Global ( SlashDread ) "AAARGH!!!"
Say :: Global ( Dark_Lord_Seth ) "FF = on!!!"
Print :: Global "Spektr riddled BUFFER_OVERFLOW_13 full of holes with his gatling cannon!"
Say :: Global ( Spektr ) "Ownage!"
Print :: Global "SlashDread firmly planted a 40mm anti-tank round in UNDECLARED_POINTER_34's gut!"
Print :: Global "Spektr introduced ENDLESS_LOOP_43 to a shrapnel grenade!"
Print :: Global "TYPE_MISMATCH_234 had a close encounter with a tungsten slug from Dark_Lord_Seth's railgun!"
Print :: Global "SlashDread had a close encounter with a tungsten slug from Dark_Lord_Seth's railgun!"
Say :: Global ( SlashDread ) "TEAMKILLER!!!"
Say :: Global ( Dark_Lord_Seth ) "Sorry!"
Print :: Global "ARRAY_OUT_OF_BOUNS_298 slaughtered Dark_Lord_Seth with the TacNuke!"
Print :: Global "ARRAY_OUT_OF_BOUNS_298 slaughtered Spektre with the TacNuke!"

INFO: Game ends!

INFO: Team BLUE wins the match!

ветка Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free, post
Цитата("/. @ A Babe in Tuxland")
Из обсуждаемой статьи: By the time she was two and a half years old, she was "helping" us by moving the mouse or pressing keys on the keyboard -- generally at the most inopportune moments.
...
When K.D. was three I realized I might reduce maintenance problems by creating a user ID for her.
...
We were all surprised when on the second day K.D. asked her mom to log out so that she could have her login.


Yes, but...
Has she compiled the kernel yet?

post

Re:Yes, but...
Girl_A: Hi, wanna play barbie, K.D.
K.D.: l0g0ff

post

Not a surprise
I'm pretty sure a lot of four year olds have been posting as AC's for quite some time.

post

ветка A Babe in Tuxland
 
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Отправлено: 09.04.2004, 11:11
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